windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages
"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"
"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"
"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"
Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?
life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys